I’m starting to think he does this on purpose:
“I called because I just read an article about unemployment and thought of you.” –Dad
“I was just watching Gangland at the hotel and thought I’d see how you were doing.”
-Um…
“I know how much you like gangs.”
-Uh…
“SHOWS about Gangs. I know how much you like shows about gangs.” –Dad
**With it being a holiday weekend I won’t be offended if no one submits questions for Monday’s Q&A session. However, if you do feel so inclined, you may leave them as a comment to this post.**
Have a safe and fun holiday weekend. See you Monday!
Tags: Fourth ofo July, holiday weekends are bad for blogging, monday, Q&A Session, things my dad says
July 3, 2009 at 8:40 am |
That’s so funny. Other than stealing my vibrator, my dad pulls similar stunts on me.
Once he called me and said there was a “special on child pornography.” and “he knew how much I loved that.”
….
of course he meant that I was interested in STOPPING people, I SWEAR!
July 3, 2009 at 8:41 am |
Wow, your dad is awesome. And I do hope you get some Q&A questions, given how amazing you are in answering them.
Q: What Billy Mays-hawked product would you most likely use/have already bought?
Q: Are you a morning shower or an evening shower person? Why?
July 3, 2009 at 9:38 am |
Q: What’s your favorite gang?
July 3, 2009 at 10:16 am |
I’m chock full of Qs for you to A this weekend…
What are your top four biggest pet peeves?
What is something your boyfriend does that you hate?
What is one book that I MUST read this summer?
If I bribe you with sexual favors, will you come back to LA?
July 4, 2009 at 8:22 am |
1) If you dropped your cellphone on the sidewalk, not realizing it, and someone returned it to you, who would that person be?
2) Imagine someone wants to get to know you better and trys to become friends with you. But for some reasons you are not interested in getting to know that person better – how do you refuse?
3) What’s the subject that makes you feel uncomfortable?
4) How do you pronounce the word “crayon”? Cray-on or crown?
5) If you could have any mystical pet creature, what would it be and how would you name it?
6) I love your website, I love the way you write. Please don’t ever leave. You’re awesome.
That was not a question.
Love,
Hanna from Germany
July 4, 2009 at 10:05 pm |
Did you have a blankie or other plush item you carried around as a kid?
What were you like as a kid, shy, gregarious, etc.?
So tell us about the gangs you were in. (lol!!)
July 8, 2009 at 6:44 am |
Bill Cosby was wrong. It’s not kids who say the darnedest (that’s a word, right?) things. It’s parents.
July 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm |
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