Cashier: You’re not from here. You have an accent.
HP: I’m from Wisconsin.
Cashier: Where’s that? In The Valley?
HP: …No.
Cashier: Never heard of it.
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It’s Wisconsin, not fucking Slovenia!
It’s a state. It has 13 electoral votes. Ever heard of it?
Just one more example of how California is so totally smarter than the Midwest.
Tags: Rite Aid, `what the fuck
November 25, 2008 at 9:38 am |
HEY. As a native Californian, California IS so totally smarter than the Midwest.
It just also happens to be dumber as well.
November 25, 2008 at 9:39 am |
seriously? when i was out there last, someone said the same thing to me and when i replied that i was from jersey they told me i don’t talk like a mobster. go figure.
November 25, 2008 at 9:48 am |
Hahaha. Hey, it’s still not the south.
November 25, 2008 at 9:50 am |
haha awesome. Reminds me of the kid (like 12 years old, so no excuse) we met in West Virginia:
Kid: Where are y’all from?
Us: Australia
Kid: Where’s that at?
November 25, 2008 at 10:17 am |
I think I could deal with that over cold weather and stuff.
November 25, 2008 at 10:25 am |
that is pathetic. did you give her the “you’re-the-biggest-dumb-ass-i’ve-ever-met” face?
November 25, 2008 at 11:00 am |
F that cashier. How could that person not known about a STATE? Of course, when I lived in Connecticut and told people I used to live near Pittsburgh, they said how much nice it must be to go to Philly all the time. I had to remind them that Philly is 5 hours away and I was closer to Cleveland.
November 25, 2008 at 11:28 am |
I kind of think Wisconsin shouldn’t be it’s own state though…
November 25, 2008 at 11:47 am |
andy – in the defense of everyone who lives in connecticut- since Boston and New York are both two hours from my house, we think those two cities are close.
and, also, everything in ct is really an hour away. if you drive two hours (without traffic), than you’re clearly in another state.
November 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm |
OMG, I wouldn’t stand a chance if I ever make it out there! I’m from Wales and there are people in England who don’t know where that is! (Next door, just in case you were wondering!!)
November 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm |
Hahaha. How could that person not know it’s a state?! Obviously they got an F in elementary geometry.
November 25, 2008 at 4:22 pm |
Oh. My. God.
November 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm |
I really hope that Miss Tiff meant “Elementary geography” Either way, that funny.
You have to understand that all of the schools not in Wisconsin only teach children about the states that are important. Wisconsin, not so much. I’m just sayin’.
I didn’t think about our little Ginger. He actually gave himself that name. Yeah, we think he’s gay. He’s just a little to pretty if you know what I mean.
Love always,
Idealcrap
November 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm |
WOW. Really? I thought people here in Ayden where slow. I’ll admit I failed geography, in middle school when we learned states and capitals, but I now where it is now. :0)
November 25, 2008 at 9:31 pm |
this sounds like one of those ‘jay walking’ skits on leno… thanks i needed a good laugh!
November 26, 2008 at 6:58 am |
SJ-
Your theory is perfect, except that Connecticut has heavy traffic all the time. Allllll the time. Hence, I moved out.
November 26, 2008 at 7:38 am |
Oh god, that’s fantastic. I wish I could have seen the look on your face because I’m guessing it spoke volumes.
November 26, 2008 at 11:59 pm |
lol. I will kill Rite Aid one day. All of them. One.At.A.Time! hate.HATE. silent rage!
November 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm |
LOL this is hilarious
December 1, 2008 at 1:17 am |
is this accent similar to that Minnesota/Canadian accent? Aboooot?
December 12, 2008 at 9:44 pm |
“Cali is like way smarter” ????? check your grammar! California is one of the most spaced out states i have ever been to. I am a Native New Yorker and still cant get over the bubble everyone lives in. No one can drive in this plastic state, no one cares about any one but themselves and the people are extremely vain! I wont judge the whole state but LA is a giant shit hole and orange county is a plastic bubble!
December 12, 2008 at 9:45 pm |
New York is the greatest city in this country if not the world!
December 12, 2008 at 10:01 pm |
Jaime, I have to agree with you. As another New Yorker relocated to the West Coast, California to be exact, everyone here is a pussy and i doubt anyone ever been into a fist fight.. or even an argument rofl…. everyone here cant drive, they all look and talk like fags and easily could get their ass whooped by anyone who wants some money from a rich pussied out rich faggot.
California is hyped up to be this great place, first off I have yet to see someone who can drive, eaten some great food and hear anyone honk their horn.
I’m an asshole you think ? Fuck you im a New Yorker.
December 12, 2008 at 10:03 pm |
Straight up! NY baby put that in you hippie pot pipe and smoke it!
December 12, 2008 at 10:03 pm |
lmao son, mad funny shit
December 21, 2008 at 8:58 am |
I was buying a pack of cigarettes in California and the dude looked at my license and had never heard of Delaware. Unless he was filming me, all evidence points to that Californian not being very educated.
October 25, 2009 at 10:20 am |
You know what it is with California? It’s all that “legal medical” weed they are smoking out there.
I bought a Pepsi at a convenience store in Sacramento and mentioned to the guy that I was from Virginia. He asked, “So, are you a virgin”?
What a dumb ass. Not saying that everyone in Cali is stupid, but have you ever watched Jay Leno’s “street walking” series?