I’m basically Asian

By hautepocket

**Don’t forget to submit your questions for Monday’s Coffee Q&A!**

Saturday afternoon, after having finished the amount of errands I could convince myself to do for the day, I sat on my couch and came to the realization that I am basically an Asian. Or at least, I was for the day.Boyfriend has taken to calling me “Hello Kitty.”

I have Asian dogs

The first order of business for the day was taking the Shih Tzu puppy monsters to the groomers. Over the course of the week I had built this moment up in my mind. I’ve never had the need for a dog groomer up until this point, and because I’m inherently lazy I was really hoping that the salon I had chosen would immediately because my favorite. I was not let down. Pet Wash in Hollywood is my new Mecca. Honestly, the event could not have been any less painful: it’s within walking distance, it’s reasonably priced, it’s professional, and most importantly, they did a fabulous job. Now, it’s entirely possible that Pe

t Wash is no more amazing than any other dog groomer in the area, but I walked away from my Virgin Dog Grooming expienced 100% impressed, so hey, good enough for me.

Q: What’s better than a clean dog?

A: A clean dog that doesn’t smell like a clean dog,

but rather a new, clean baby.

I’m not kidding. They smell like fresh laundry. And they are so FUZZY.Totally worth the Benjamin from my bank account.

I eat stereotypically commercial Asian snacks.

Boyfriend and I went to my favorite place in the world Pinkberry after dropping the dogs off at the groomers. To answer your questions, the answer is :Yes, I did have Pinkberry for breakfast. And Yes, it was totally bomb. As much as I love the bountiful fruitiness, I can’t help but ask: What the hell is with the obscenely loud house music? By the time our order was up I had to get out of the green plastic techno prison. We decided to take our lovely snacks home in order to avoid a siezure.

I accidentally watch Asian cartoons.

We get a lot of random free programming on our T.V. including one station that plays nothing but Asian cartoons. I just wanted to sit on my couch, eat my Asian snacks, and work on a photo and frame project that I’ve been putting off for a good 4 months now. I looked up to notice that Asian cartoons were playing in the background and even crazier yet, I didn’t hate them. Those cartoon-writing Asians sure seem to know how to occupy my full attention for at least a good 15 minutes. Those Asians must smoke a lot of pot.

Consider the above photo as a live window into my Sunday afternoon. (*^#NIihcxie&^&@(&$)K!!) That’s Asian for ohmygodthatisthecutestthingihaveeverseen.

*I love Asians*


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16 Responses to “I’m basically Asian”

  1. Andy Says:

    Hmm- which Asian country would you represent in the Olympics, then? Glad you found a good dog groomer. I’m lucky- mine has really short hair and doesn’t mind being washed, so no need for a groomer.
    Question for the Q&A: What’s the craziest thing you’ve done that you wish you could attribute to alchohol, but in fact was a sober moment? OR Since that nutty guy said you have a terrible nose- If you were to get rhinoplasty, which celebrity nose would you want yours modeled after?

  2. cruxine Says:

    Such a cute photo!
    I’m really a cat person but when you said your dog smelled like a clean baby I felt like sniffing haha.. :D
    So by asian cartoons.. do you mean japanese anime? cos I’m kind of lost :p

  3. Molly Says:

    Your boyfriend and dogs look cute! I can’t think of a question off the top of my head so will have to put my thinking cap on!

  4. bex Says:

    on behalf of my people, welcome.

  5. spleeness Says:

    What an adorable photo of your sweeties! Boyfriend didn’t even wake up when you were taking it, so cute.

    Ok, question for tomorrow: how do you get to/from work? If in a car, what kind of car? (or maybe this is too personal — don’t want to encourage material to make it easier for stalkers, so just mention in generic terms, like stick shift or no, 2 or 4 door, etc.)

    Another question, to offset boring one above: Name a gift(s) that made you teary.

  6. artichokeshavehearts Says:

    My contribution to the Q&A: What’s your ultimate comfort food?
    I’m experiencing total puppy envy right now, by the way…

  7. joshlos Says:

    Embrace it.

  8. mama's losin' it Says:

    Asians are hot.

  9. bodelou Says:

    thats funny.6 of my closest friends are asian. in college i hung out with the asian club, they dubbed me an honorary asian, and i was told by a foreign exchange student that god put me “in the wrong shell” and im “asian on the inside” and that god would “make up for it in my next life” gotta love those crazians…

  10. Kimmers Says:

    This week I’m going to contain myself to just one question…. soooooo. Are you now LA for life, or do you hope to live anywhere else in the future… and if so, where?

    Those dogs are too cute. I am sooooo not a little dog kinda girl and even I think they’re adorable.

  11. ...loveMaegan Says:

    that’s adorable. my husband is jealous of Asian boys hair. He says they can make it look like it does in the cartoons! He’s kind of an anime freak though ;)

  12. whatmenthink Says:

    I agree with “mama’s losin’ it”
    “Asians are hot.”
    =)

  13. hautepocket Says:

    Asians ARE totally hot.

  14. dinysays Says:

    I would agree. Next step, go visit an Asian country :)

  15. Irfan Shah Says:

    “I love Asians”

    Asians love you too ;)

  16. tipptalk Says:

    You made the WP dashboard!! WOHOOO!

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