The one where I shamelessly plug a product to illustrate how kick ass my boyfriend is, and compete for World’s Longest Blog Title, simutaneously

Back when I was a freshman at Luther College (and we had to walk to class uphill BOTH ways in knee deep snow, and when gas still cost under 3.50 a gallon) I wore the perfume “Divine” from the Victoria’s Secret Dream Angels Collection. Since then, I’ve experimented with a variety of other fragrances, but hadn’t found one that I truly LOVED. My wallet and I have finally become tired of whoring ourselves out to the fragrance industry and yesterday I decided to purchase a bottle of old faithful.

I was excited to finally have a fragrance that I both loved and was familiar with. Yesterday after returning home I opened the bottle and reacquainted myself with “Divine” after a good four year break up. It was heavenly, like the ad campaign suggests. My body instantly contorted into hundreds of unconventional (but sexy) poses, and I sprouted the big, feathery angel wings.

Boyfriend returned home, hugged me, and immediately said “You’re wearing the perfume you had on when I met you freshman year!”

Umm…mum mum mum…Wow? That was nearly five years ago.

Is there an alternative way to express my adoration for all things YOU? Because right now I’m feeling like “I love you” just doesn’t cut it.

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