Presenting: iSeacow: plug it in and go!

I could explain what a Seacow is (beyond the obivious synonym “manatee,” of course) but I’m feeling particularily lazy this morning. My friend Jen does a wonderful job of explaining, so that I do not have to. Ahh, true friendship. So, I recommend you go here and read for yourself.

Also, scroll down to view the rest of this entry, and the fabulous summer vacation photos involved. Do it or God will kill a kitten. And I personally love kittens/most things kitten related. So I will be especially upset if you, my fellow readers, allow one to die on your watch.

Tags: applying make-up at the Grand Canyon, dinosaurs and vaginas, fucking Nebraska, iSeacow: just plug it in and go!, Las Vegas debauchery, my friends are hot bitches, semi truck circus (cir-qui?), slug sex, what is this corn doing here?